> > go and look! 走着瞧 > > good good study,day day up 好好学习,天天向上 > > No Mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东,没有新中国 > > go a head! 去个头! > > PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA 人山人海 > > no three no four 不三不四 > > u ask me,I ask who? 你问我,我问谁? > > if you old three old four,i will give you color see see 如果你老三老四,我就给你点颜色看看 > > dog day’s 狗日的 > > poor light egg 穷光蛋 > > go to your mother 去你MD > > full clear ten big cool punishment 满清十大酷刑 > > After I do something! AIDS爱滋病! > > day day do morning ****! 天天做早操 > > I saw a man saw a saw with a saw 我看到一个男人拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头 > > KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED 杀一警百 > > Give your face,you don’t sport! 给你脸,你不会运用! > > fat head fish 胖头鱼 > > gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手 > > you me you me 彼此彼此 > > **** do system. 操作系统 > > horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎 > > Where cool where you stay!! 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着 > > You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!! > > fish yes 于(鱼)是 > > see you tomorrow 谁又偷猫肉 > > sir, you going down? 先生,你够淫荡 > > know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知 > > we are brother,who and who?咱哥俩谁跟谁啊 > > EYES KEEP HEALTHY *** 眼保健操 > > 横knife夺love。 > > King eight egg 王八蛋 > > let’s go shopping 赖雌勾哨兵 > > 5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱 > > you ask me, i ask who 你问我,我问谁啊 > > look through autumn water! 望穿秋水 > > why? 为什么 > > No why! 不为什么 > > why no why? 为什么不为什么 > > No why no why! 不为什么不为什么 > > you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说,有屁快放! > > HOW ARE YOU?怎么是你? > > HOW OLD ARE YOU?怎么老是你? > > *** DO COMPUTER!操作电脑 > > WATCH SISTER 表妹 > > blue whose and whose 不入虎穴,焉得虎子 > > ice snow clever 冰雪聪明 > > blake new new 黑猩猩 > > Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡 > > Love the neighbor. But don"t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道 > > "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 > > "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。 > > "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。 > > The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the More you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother To learn. 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?! > > No matter three seven tweenty-one. 不管三七二十一 > > TRY TRY SEE 试试看 > > hit fire machine 打火机 > > 一位学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故,由于好奇,一直没有离开,警察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。 HE said :one car come one car go two car peng peng one man die > > 一个小强去看电影,到了电影售票处,发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天,就自告奋勇的上前做翻译,售票小姐说:麻烦你告诉她,现在坐票售完了只剩下站票,如果要看要站着看。小强转头就对老外说:No Sit see,Stand see. If see stand see.老外回答说:sorry i don’t understand your english.小强就对售票小姐说:哦,他说他不懂英文。
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